Asley Quickle: Since Jesus was all about breaking Torah law rather than following it, he may well have eaten pork.
Monica Voltin: I'm going to church with Fireball from now on. Bread and grape juice are like my two favorite things.I heard there's a vienna sausage representing something, but I can't for the life of me figure out WHAT.(((T)))...Show more
Jerald Florence: Fireball: you guys use grape juice? you know its okay to have some wine according to your Bible. they drank all the time back then and that was when the stuff was so strong you actually had to cut it with water to be able to ingest it, and then it could still cause visual hallucinations.
Douglass Sarley: You call it cotton candy...but we call it Fairy Floss...and I think that would be a good symbol for his hair...after all his daddy is THE sky fairy, isn't he?I think the bacon bits are self explanatory...though come to think of it, he was a good Jewish boy, so Beef Jerky is probably a b! etter candidate for that. You know...something to chew on?Though a rather crass but descriptive term for that particular body part in MY country is "The blue veined custard chucker"...so perhaps we'll leave that one dangling too...pardon the pun.I kind of like their premise that the wine is his blood...after all they're all drunk on the notion of eternal salvation...and it's a rather blood filled little legebd they've got going on. So that seems quite apt, doesn't it?And I'm afraid that's all I've got for the moment.I'd promise to come back and edit it as ideas occur to me...but I've no doubt that both the question and my answer will be VN'ed before I've had time to star the question...pity that..the possibilities here are endless.You really need to email me with advance notice of something with this much potential for offensiveness sweetheart....you know I do so love offending people....Show more
Romeo Tinnea: You know those little oval-shaped tomatoes?Except for the! red color...EDIT: No, mine are NOT red!....Show more
Im! ogene Neiswander: that's right, it's all about faith, and believing the words of Jesus as He reveals them to us. Faith is NOT making His words say what the interpreter "wants" them to say. As in the case of His eternal words as you have scriptural pointed out, non believers make them to say whoever eats the symbols of my flesh and bloods. Christ is quite insistent and also very articulate in trying to tell us that this flesh we eat and blood we drink is REAL and NOT symbols, He calls it bread and refers back to the manna that fell from heaven, it is His flesh and His blood symbolically presented in bread and wine but it actually contains what it symbolizes, flesh=bread as blood = wine. It is only by becoming as a little child and tho' not understanding how this can be, just as they didn't know how Jesus changed water into wine at cana, or fed the multitude from 2 loaves and fishes, we merely make an assent to faith and believe He is God and do anything. But for the non beli! ever who lacks this commanded child-like faith, He is doomed to one day experience what Jesus meant when He told us that unless you eat this bread and drink this cup you cannot have life. (Jesus said He is life) Without this "faith" it is impossible, to please God. Let us who have faith, pray for those who lack the faith to believe in the true Presence of Jesus, who is yet among us, in this Eucharistic Presence....Show more
Tricia Dossous: Yes, soft, limp, bacon. O_obananas and cumquats? 8==D
Romeo Tinnea: Suggested Category * Food & Drink > Ethnic Cuisine
Caleb Chapman: normal bread signifies the whole body...then grape juice for the blood...we dont need to get graphic and disgusting.
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